Discovered Madden 11
I’m sat in the road with shoulder pads and a helmet waiting for the snow
grab the ball penetration down the middle in the hole
Give you an inside toss off and fill the hole with hurt.
not before I give you a hand off with deep penetration splitting your defence
Not if I release early you won’t
have to grab your helmet and rip it off you then
hours of fun….
John Carter - the truth
On hearing of the release of Disney’s film John Carter, fans held celebratory concerts around the world and booked their pilgrimage to Chicago a week early in the knowledge that the legend was going to get his own film. After all the life destroying mind-fuck he/we went through with that Thandie Newton (/character) - this was justice!
Crowds streamed to Times Square to see the presentation of the movie poster. Instead of John in his lab coat covered in blood (and maybe a reanimated Goose in the background) we got this: WTF?
John Cartionians (ER) since the end of season 15 went underground and about their daily business. Some even tuned into BBC America to see how bad it could be. They don’t take any shit and are organised. A few had figured out Excel. With time on their hands they had infiltrated Hollywood, even Disney, down to the tea lady, silently pushing for a restart of ER in an Inception kind’a way and destroying the careers of those actors who had willingly taken roles that had messed John Carter about.
I can’t reveal what specific activities Cartonians were involved in during filming (in case John Carter 2 is on the cards) but suffice to say there was a muted response to the film and several actors were slightly harmed in the making of.
There can only be one John Carter film.